Monday, September 23, 2013

17 Funny Quotes About Old People And Getting Older Birth Day Quotes!

International Day of Older Persons:

October 1st is recognized as  International Day of Older Persons by UNO. Since the day is approaching, I thought of updating a few funny quotes of old people. Share with Your friends, granny or with a friend who is getting older . They will love these. 

Funny Quotes About Old People And Getting Older:

Never ask old people how they are if you have anything to do that day.
- Anonymous

Respect old people: they graduated high school without Google or Wikipedia!
- Anonymous

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.
- Anonymous

I guess I don't mind so much being old, as I mind being fat and old.
- Peter Gabriel

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
 - John Wagner

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
 - Lucille Ball

As you get older, three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
- Sir Norman Wisdom

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
- Geoffrey Parfitt

Old age is a lot of crossed off names in an address book.
- Ronald Blythe

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
- Richard Needham

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money! Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors. 

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
- Anonymous

Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old.
- Jonathan Swift (paraphrased)

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.
 - Frank Howard Clark

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician
- Anonymous

No man is ever old enough to know better 
- Holbrook Jackson

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