Monday, November 26, 2012

Top 10 Funny Quotes

“The human brain is a wonderful thing. 
It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

- George Jessel

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”

- Bob Hope

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.  "

-Albert Einstein

“My life needs editing.”

- Mort Sahl

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

- Lana Turner

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

- Jack Handey


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