20 Best Funny & Hilarious Life Quotes:
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Funny Life Quote #1
A bag of money is a symbol of richness. Or enormous inflation.
Funny Life Quote #2
Nowadays you need a fixed telephone line only to find your smartphone.
Funny Life Quote #3
Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.
Funny Life Quote #4
WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?
Funny Life Quote #5
Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
Funny Life Quote #6
Jewish Proverb - If there is a problem that can be fixed with money, it is not a problem, it's the costs.
Funny Life Quote #7
I don't sing in the shower. I perform.
Funny Life Quote #8
While driving, I feel like a goddess, I drive, others pray.
Funny Life Quote #8
You need to call woman twice. First time that she could find the phone in her bag, second - to answer.
Funny Life Quote #9
Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
Funny Life Quote #10
Help a woman when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she will be in trouble again.
Funny Life Quote #11
It's easy to make woman happy. But expensive.
Funny Life Quote #12
Beer is now cheaper than fuel. Drink, don't drive.
Funny Life Quote #13
Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes. Laughing increases life by 10 minutes. A laughing smoker never dies.
Funny Life Quote #14
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry...
Funny Life Quote #15
The average woman would better choose to be beautiful than to have brains, cause the average man can see better than he thinks.
Funny Life Quote #16
I know my drinking limits. The problem is that I can never reach them – I simply fall down.
Funny Life Quote #17
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
Funny Life Quote #18
It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.
Funny Life Quote #19
I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times already.
Funny Life Quote #20
Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike.
More Funny Life Quotes
Be friend with stupid people. Feel like genius all the time.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure.
Why is there a fence around the cemetery? Because people are dying to get in.