12 Funny And Hilarious Quotes For Facebook And Twitter
Today I searched a lot for hilarious and funny quotes to share on twitter. I am posting few best funny and hilarious quotes ( with pics ) to update facebook and twitter status.
" I was born a week early, so I have been running late ever since to make up for it. "
" If I die today, for the love of God, someone please clear my browser history. "
" I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. "
" Vodka mixes well everything, except decisions. "
" I am not a slow person. I just have a speed limit. "
" I am actually not funny. I am actually really mean and people just think I am joking. "